Stump the Band (2006)
Tonight we are back on the movie bandwagon. I was doing some midterm work the past few, sorry guys. Ok, so Stump the Band. It’s a horror/”slasher” movie about an all-girl band who goes touring and ends up stranded in the woods with a group of axe murderers after them to satisfy their foot fetish. One of the group pretends he’s a dog and eats dog biscuits and barks, etc.
Why did I watch the whole thing? I can’t say anything much about it except that this might be a good one for a night when your just hanging out, don’t want to watch anything serious and just want to drink the night away. Maybe?
They are going to the next stop in their tour and stop at gas station for gasoline and directions. The creepy attendants give them both. And after a “I’m driving and turned completely around arguing” episode they run off the road. Way off because the driver’s foot gets stuck and he screams “We’re all gonna die!” repeatedly. Hello? Why not use your other foot on the brakes? Or take it out of gear into neutral? They’ve slid to a stop finally inches away from a huge tree. Everyone gets out, argues, and when they are back in the car the driver turns the key a few times and it doesn’t start. “We must be out of gas.” The next day they frantically search for one of the girls who has somehow gotten out of the car without anyone hearing the loud van doors. That turns into the obligatory in the woods at the pond skinny dipping scene. After more arguments they begin to get picked off by the killers who will drag them back to their cellar, estimate the size of their feet and chop them off. (After putting on eye protection first!).
Ok — enough persuasion that you don’t need to see this!
Not Rated. 88 minutes (1 hour 28 minutes). Profanity. Lots of gore/blood – they do not skimp on the red blood color. Female nudity – topless and skinny dippers which is pretty much the high water mark.
